shayan مالک حامی بازی IR

WELCOME TO SHAYAN'S QUESTIONABLE KINGDOM

Furry owner. Keyboard goblin. Allegedly in charge.
You have entered my profile. Your judgement is understandable. Your escape is not guaranteed.

OFFICIAL OWNER QUALIFICATIONS

• Owns the server. Cannot own up to missing a circle.
  
• Several thousand hours of gaming. Zero transferable skills.
  
• My fursona has better aim than me. This is concerning because it is a drawing.
  
• All important decisions are approved by the council of approximately two brain cells.
  

THE THREE HORSEMEN OF MY FREE TIME

DELTARUNE
Came for the story. Stayed because the goat has permanently occupied my frontal lobe.
Our head of stress management is doing an outstandingly suspicious job.

osu!
A beautiful rhythm game where I click circles and then explain, in great detail, why missing them was the keyboard's fault.

Deadlock
I have a flawless strategy. Unfortunately, so does the enemy, and theirs involves being good.
Me explaining how losing lane was actually an advanced psychological operation.

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING POUYAN

Pouyan is stupid and he is no match for me.
He calls it a rivalry. I call it an optional tutorial.

Current standings:

• Shayan: magnificent.
  
• Pouyan: still locating the settings menu.
  

CONFIDENTIAL SERVER DOCUMENTS

There is no grand plan.
There is a furry at a keyboard saying “this should work.”
Occasionally, it does.

BE RESPECTFUL. HAVE FUN. FEAR THE PAWTHORITY.